@sad weather: Oh the ignominy! You suffer much. Let me cry you a river. The fact that you're alive and posting here, means you survived. You could've looked outside your window and watched for giant killer waves. Or ZZZZZs.
@donuts (no, not the edible kind unless you're a seal): You use those to sit down, not to wear them under your jeans. You don't want to have a bubble butt that's wider than your shoulders.